Saturday, October 28, 2006

Paddle Man Law (Update 3)

Men of the Square Court – What do you rule?

You’re on your way back from a lengthy road trip to Onwentsia when one of the seven guys in the Suburban starts to fidget. Do you have to pull off the road?

No. You keep driving. The strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

You just got hooked on a sideline call and there’s no doubt that all four guys know it. What do you do – ignore or hook ‘em right back?

The Paddle Man Law ideal would be to ignore the infraction. But if you just can’t, don’t hook him right back, hit him with a drive to make sure the message is louder and clearer.

Man law.