Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Draft All Three of the Schultz Brothers

Long-lost brothers Hans and Dwight left thriving Hollywood careers and caught up to their dear brother Bob Schultz on the paddle courts at KLM. Where else?

In a surprise, the trio of Schultz brothers announced their intentions to run as a slate for the Hinsdale Village Board. These men bring elite records of military service, as well as strong references from Colonel Klink and Colonel "Hannibal" Smith. They are running as citizen legislators. Hans and Bob said "They know nothin.", while younger brother Dwight has advocated that Hinsdale reform its village board by passing a lifetime limit of one term for any elected official.