Men of the Square Court -- What do you rule?
Do real men wear goggles for paddle?
Sure, they do, but just not those huge frosty colored doohickeys that Elton John used to wear.
Your partner keeps releasing his racquet into the snowboards after he misses an easy shot, permanently bending his paddle. Do you have to lend this caveman your back-up paddle?
Definitely not, unless he's buying for everyone at Belloumini's.