Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Season Kickoff Party (Bloomberg - Update 3)

News reports suggesting that the Season Kickoff HQ has decided to limit players to one drink at the season kick-off party on Saturday, September 23, sent a panic through the Hinsdale community today. HPTA Vice-President for Contingency Planning, Bob Schultz, issued a statement promising that "a solution is in the works". Schultz wouldn't elaborate further, but multiple sources inside the HPTA are hinting that the situation is fully under control.